vsia:

I didn’t know double texting was such a big deal?? I have a lot to say

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stimman4000:

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spectral-bargheist:

massivelimestonecube:

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massivelimestonecube:

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

chaotic good

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greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

gay dudes back in 1835 writing letters like i await your penis eagerly

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brucebocchi:

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thrussy:

Quarantine? The hoe that made pulp fiction?

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renousim:

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thinking about the guy on reddit that posted a pic of a giant water bug he put on his arm after flipping it over because it was on its back

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the sequel: tarantula hawk in an open cup

wheres that pic of the person holding a blue ring octopus?

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this is the only image on these internets that has ever seriously made me scream out loud. these things are like, among the most lethal animals on the planet

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jamesrhodey:

[14/?] (insp.)

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silly-jellyghoty:
“ weasowl:
“ catchymemes:
“ Human vs Animals
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Every year, in a small Welsh town, there is a race between riders on horseback and runners on foot. Evidently he above subject came under some discussion in a bar, and a bet was made,...

silly-jellyghoty:

weasowl:

catchymemes:

Human vs Animals

Every year, in a small Welsh town, there is a race between riders on horseback and runners on foot. Evidently he above subject came under some discussion in a bar, and a bet was made, which resulted in a challenge people have recreated every year since. The race features dozens of horses versus a similar number of runners, and while a horse usually wins, it is always pretty close, and SOMEtimes, sometimes a human runner wins.

The race is 22 miles long. It is shorter than a standard human marathon. This is so that it is fair to the horses. A typical marathon is 26 miles long. A healthy distance for a horse to undertake in a single day for the purpose of travel is between 20 and 30 miles, but only if they walk at least part of the way. The years a human runner has won the race, the weather has been hot, as heat also favors human runners.

Interestingly, if the race is only ten to fifteen meters, 30 - 45 feet, a human can also win against a horse, which takes longer than a human to get up to full speed.

This fact of human capability for pursuit hunting and distance running is also part of why we have partnered with dogs for so much of our time on this planet. Dogs and wolves also engage in pursuit hunting, and sled dogs in particular can run miraculous distances due to some very interesting biological processes. 

Interesting

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